Husband: Darling, I saw the television commercial on the new antiperspirant which makes it possible to do more exercises than ever before and the protection won’t fail you. They promised exactly eight times more.
Wife: I, see.
Husband: Now we can make love like rabbits and you don’t have to suffer from my smell.
Wife: Darling, you have no erection, even with the blue pill.
Husband: Oh, you’re right, honey, as usual. It is just I get carried away with these new inventions and techniques. I hope that you are not very disappointed now.
Wife: No, my man. I haven’t been disappointed in the last ten years.
Husband: I feel shame now.
Wife: Don’t be; just keep on watching television but be careful, and if you don’t mind I would like to concentrate on knitting now.
Husband: Absolutely, that’s fair, my sweetheart.
Wife: Always.
©Yelling Rosa
12/2 -14
USB Memory Stick Organizer
Husband: I made you an USB Memory Stick Organizer. Now you can label all your sticks and know where your knitting forms are. You can place it anywhere you like because it can be fixed with Bostik Blu Tack.
Wife: That’s nice. I hope it wasn’t very expensive.
Husband: On the contrary, it was very cheap. The palette cost less than 2 euro and 3 stick-on hooks were 3, 50 euro in the local hardware store. And, I almost forgot, 3 key rings cost 3, 75 euro.
Wife: I see.
Husband: I can clue That Fish painting on the palette, if you like.
Wife: Be careful that you don’t spoil it.
Husband: Don’t worry. I will print the copy which I then attach and cover it with the plastic film.
Wife: Thank you, that’ll be more than 1000 rabbits and you know what hare I am talking about. I hardly can wait.
Husband: Mission understood.
Picture about the Organizer
That Fish
You can enlarge That Fish by clicking on it with the mouse cursor.
If you use That Fish on your USB Memory Stick Organizer, please don’t change the picture anyway. On the other hand I am sure that you have many own picture you can attach on the palette, if any. It doesn’t look bad even without the picture. And remember any thin plywood or veneer board will do.
That’s it and No More Bad Memory Stick Days!
