{"id":7430,"date":"2025-01-20T14:10:15","date_gmt":"2025-01-20T12:10:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yellingrosa.com\/wordpress\/?p=7430"},"modified":"2025-01-20T16:19:25","modified_gmt":"2025-01-20T14:19:25","slug":"death-made-faces-outside-my-window","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yellingrosa.com\/wordpress\/?p=7430","title":{"rendered":"Death Made Faces outside My WIndow"},"content":{"rendered":"

Death made faces outside my window. That’s not a problem. I’ve been waiting for her. If you’re wondering why I think of death as a woman, I can tell you. There are two genders of death in the universe. When she’s looking for a living being, she’s the opposite gender.<\/p>\n

Sitting with me at the coffee table, death asked me, ”Why are you so happy to see me?”<\/p>\n

I answered that I wanted to wake up from this dream people call life. Then, when you’re in contact with a human after me, tell those English people to devise a singular third-person neuter pronoun. They sound out of their minds when they say ’they are here,’ even though only one person is in the corridor.<\/p>\n

”Is there anything else you wanted” smiled Fortuna.<\/p>\n

”No, I don’t know if the afterlife exists, but I talked about a singular third-person neuter pronoun because it would be hell if I heard that they are here and I saw only one person in front of my eyes. <\/p>\n

Then she left without killing me. I was so surprised that I said out loud: ”They went out neglecting their duties.<\/p>\n

”All right, all right, she came back. ”I am not they. That’s a really annoying invention. I promise to speak about it with the angel of Life.”<\/p>\n

\u00a9 Yelling Rosa
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