{"id":4928,"date":"2021-04-02T09:42:26","date_gmt":"2021-04-02T06:42:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yellingrosa.com\/wordpress\/?p=4928"},"modified":"2021-04-02T10:36:59","modified_gmt":"2021-04-02T07:36:59","slug":"over-my-dandruff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yellingrosa.com\/wordpress\/?p=4928","title":{"rendered":"Over My Dandruff"},"content":{"rendered":"

The English language is not for me.
It goes over my dandruff like an airplane
So high that I don’t even hear it.
I know the existence of that air-apparatus
Because people ask me from time to time:
Don’t you hear us while we are talking to you
In plain English?
\u00a9 Yelling Rosa
2\/4 -21<\/p>\n

\"Over<\/a><\/p>\n

O, Holy Cow,<\/h2>\n

O, Holy Cow,
\nThey speak English.
\nIt makes me seasick.
\nIf I had a choice
\nI would get sick
\nin a cruise ship
\nnot in a cafe.
\u00a9 Yelling Rosa
2\/4 \u201321<\/p>\n\"Facebook\"<\/a>\"twitter\"<\/a>\"linkedin\"<\/a>\"rss\"<\/a>\"Facebook\"<\/a>\"twitter\"<\/a>\"reddit\"<\/a>\"pinterest\"<\/a>\"linkedin\"<\/a>\"mail\"<\/a>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The English language is not for me.It goes over my dandruff like an airplaneSo high that I don’t even hear it.I know the existence of that air-apparatusBecause people ask me from time to time:Don’t you hear us while we are … Lue loppuun →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40,24,28,36,5,7,71,19,9,10,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-demokratia","category-in-english","category-kielet","category-kielten-tutkimista","category-kirjallisuus","category-luonto","category-poetry","category-runous","category-tietotekniikka","category-yhteiskunta","category-yleinen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yellingrosa.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yellingrosa.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yellingrosa.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yellingrosa.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yellingrosa.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4928"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/yellingrosa.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4928\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4940,"href":"https:\/\/yellingrosa.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4928\/revisions\/4940"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yellingrosa.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yellingrosa.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yellingrosa.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}